Review - Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsas

Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa

Here comes Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa, a young New Jersey company hatched at 11:49 am on July 17, 2009 (as each and every label clearly states!) after an extraordinarily fruitful harvest from a cucumber garden. Steve Zielinski borrowed treasured pickling recipes from his grandmother, branched off into making salsas, and only 10 months later has an extensive live of side-items and condiments.

Steve was gracious enough to send me four different products of his for me to test drive. I have to mention that while all of the salsas I reviewed are marked "insane", a fourth heat level above mild, medium and hot, I though none of these contained extraordinary heat (I explain more below). I don't know if this was a label mix-up or if the "insane" salsas are legitimately that mild, but if the later were true then even non-spice fans could handle these salsas with very little difficulty.

Lastly, I'd like to add that earlier today one of my co-horts in heat, Buddah of ILoveItSpicy.com, a multi-person video review of two Crazy Steve's products done at the recent Peppers at the Beach in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. This is mere coincidence. Even though Buddah and I talk with each other several times a week, neither of knew of the other's plans to post a Crazy Steve-related review. So I guess today is Steve's lucky day! Seriously, here is my take on Cajun Cukes, Black Bean & Corn Salsa, Raspberry Mango Salsa, and Smokey Mesquite Salsa

Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa - Cajun Cukes

Cajun Cukes

Ingredients: Cucumbers, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Jalapeno Peppers, Celery, Fresh Thyme, Fresh Oregano, Spices

Good, firm, crunchy texture. Jalapenos have no heat and very little fresh jalapeno flavor. A nice, basic, fresh pickle taste in the cucumber slices with a smidgen of ginger in there. Not sweet but had quasi-sweet spicy sensation. The longer onion "strands" offer a decent crispiness but have very little of their own flavor, just the brine in which they're sitting. Overall these possess only the smallest flammage and pungency. Good on burgers, smoked sausage sandwiches and hot dogs. 3/5

Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa - Black Bean & Corn Salsa

Black Bean & Corn Salsa

Ingredients: Mesquite smoked tomatoes, black beans, corn, onion, sweet bell pepper, lime juice, jalapeno pepper, natural smoke flavor, cilantro, masa flour, garlic, spices, citric acid

Very little distinction between individual flavors. Taste is "mushy" and blends in together, yet it's still rather good. In a weird way, this stuff is kind of addictive. Contains zero heat. Could be likable with tortilla chips straight or as a mix with queso. 3.5/5

Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa - Raspberry Mango Salsa

Raspberry Mango Salsa

Ingredients: Mesquite smoked tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, fresh mango, raspberries, onion, sweet bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, garlic, habanero pepper, lime juice, cilantro, spices

Immediate sour taste. It starts off light, tomato-y and then ginger comes up from behind. Bizarrely, I didn't think there were anything distinctively mango or raspberry in it, just a vague combination tartness and an almost vinegar-like punch with a touch of ginger hiding in the cracks. I loved the fact that the chunks are very large (perhaps bordering on too large), because hey, I like thick and chunky salsas. Unfortunately it had no addictiability to me so this was middle of the road to in my opinion. Like the Black Bean & Corn, there was very little to no heat. This was a big disappointment with the rating of 2.5/5.

Crazy Steve's Pickles and Salsa - Smokey Mesquite Salsa

Smokey Mesquite Salsa

Ingredients: Mesquite smoked tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, onion, sweet bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, garlic, habanero pepper, lime juice, cilantro, spices

Rich tomato body and flavor right off the bat. This was starting off wonderfully. Light, smoky tones followed up quickly with a dash of sourness and a tough of ginger (this seems to be Crazy Steve's trademark flavor). All together this blends in together very well with a chunky consistency and a great taste. Smokey Mesquite contains the only real burn in any of these products, but it still doesn't manage to crack the ceiling above "medium" level on heat. This would make an all-around good dip or condiment. 4/5.

Overall

I respect what Steve is trying to do, which is to make salsas and pickle products a little left of center. None of these are what I would classify as "ordinary", and I like that unique approach. Rarely does a food maker hit a grand slam every time he or she is up at bat. Crazy Steve certainly does not do that yet with all of his goods have a style and sense of adventure that has to be admired.

For ordering information or to learn more about the products, dash on over to www.crazystevespickles.com.


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     Comments

Comment Danny Orozco
2010-05-18 22:05:14
Damn man, you're a reviewing machine nowadays! I'm jealous of all this stuff you get to check out and taste! Keep up the good work!
Comment Crazy Steve Zielinski
2010-05-18 23:51:15
Scott, thanks for the great and honest review. We have kicked up the heat since I sent you those jars a few months ago, and are again going to kick it up some more. We want the heat to be a lingering afterburn, but something that makes you want to come back for more! Sorry you couldn't make it out to Peppers. We now have 3 other concoctions that I will be sending you for review... a Cranberry Habanero Insane Salsa, Green Smokin Salsa, and our "Let The Insane Sunshine Pickles, which are a bread and butter type with habanero in the brine. Thanks again
Comment Peppers and More
2010-05-19 05:30:10
Nice job on the review Scottso...Its was nice to see Steve doen at Peppers at the beach as well.This man makes some of the best pickles that I have ever had.The Insane Sunshine Pickles are just that.I have a few of his products as well to review.Great Review Great guys..and great review....

JBJ
Comment Scott Roberts
2010-05-20 20:16:35
Thanks Doug. I can't wait to try Steve's other stuff.
Comment Susan Vangeliss
2010-05-20 20:51:42
Pickels look really good , as do the bread and butter ones

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