Month: September 2008

(This may sound like an extra long Twitter post, but so what…) Lately the craze at our house has been the new Spore game. It has to be hands-down the game of the year. It’s majorly addictive – my sons and I are constantly jonesin’ to play it. So far I’ve only gotten to the beginning of the Tribal Stage, whereas the boys are still in the Creature Stage.

Blair Lazar has just sent this message:

“Dear Chilipal,

It is with the greatest Honor for me to Announce the Pre-Release Of The All New Death Sauce Line-up, New Labels, New Boxes, Ultra Death Sauce, Not to mention, This is the First Batch Of sauce that Contains Habanero and Jolokia Chilis From our Very Own Pepper Farm just North of the Equator. For the First time ever, I am offering a Mega Pre-Release Special for the Hard Core Chilihead. A First Run Set including all 9 bottles of My Kick your Ass Hot Death Sauce Line up, That I personally cooked, Bottled, Labeled, Sealed and blessed with all every ounce of Karma in my Soul.

I made a Total of 36 Pre-Production Bottles of Each sauce. I Kept and Use half a dozen of each for myself, friends and Family and I am making the remaining 30 Sets available to my Chilipals around the World. Each Label and Awesome New Box is Signed and Numbered, Plus I am adding in a Secret Special Bottle that only you will receive. So it’s Ten Bottles Total. How Much you ask??? $10,000. Per Set. Ok, Only F-in With ya. And yes, I am aware The Death Sauce Phenomenon has brought in over $12,000 for a single rare bottle. But that’s from resellers; Bless um all I say. So here’s the deal, direct from the Source (That’s Me) and Never available again, $499 Per Set, I know you say “Blair that’s only $50 Per Bottle”. Yep, So Good For you, Re-Sell um if you choose to or better yet Keep um as the rare of rarest I have ever done. Your Call, Just Enjoy um. I have so much more to share but that’s it for now. Order at extremefood.com

Your chilipal,
Blair

PS And Yes a Very Limited Halloween Reserve will be announced soon.”

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The Wired How-To Wiki has published an easy-to-understand guide describing how to download MP3s from streaming music sites. Using Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, File2hd, or StationRipper (the last of which can access Pandora.com, Slacker.com, and AOL Radio), you can easily grab downloaded MP3s that have streamed to your hard drive using the browsers’ caches or by using the software programs.

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This motorcycle-riding clown sets new standards of craziness and wrecklessness:

1. My girlfriends won’t let me out of bed long enough.
2. Busy perfecting a new spicy food recipe.
3. Can’t stop laughing at all those Joe Biden gaffes.
4. I like sleeping.
5. Trying to finish the next Great American Novel.
6. Still trying to figure out what “meme” means.
7. Too busy hanging outside Drew Barrymore’s house shirtless trying to impress her.
8. Waiting in line for those Labor Day sales at the mall.
9. Found myself in Tijuana with only one kidney and only three cents to my name.
10. One word: LOLcats.